(Gifts are never expected and always appreciated.)
Send Me a Smile
For those who can’t visit me right away but still want to make me smile from afar, I have a DeliveryCode WishList that you can use – it’s convenient, easy to use, and discreet:
Leave Me a Memory
For visitors who would like to leave a little something with me, any of the items on my DeliveryCode WishList would be lovely. But if you’re thinking of something a little more edible, potable, or wearable, I prefer cheese instead of chocolate, white wine instead of red, round-toe classic leather pumps, and black or blue lingerie. I’m a 36D and usually a medium size, and I wear a size 8 heel.
Donate On My Behalf
I support a variety of causes, but a donation to the Nature Conservancy of Canada would be a great way to help an organization that’s close to my heart for a number of reasons.
The Best Company You Could Ask For
Have you ever been to a concert or a sports event, seen a gorgeous lady on the arm of another guy, and thought to yourself, “There’s no way she’s a real fan!” Bring me along as your arm candy, and you won’t have to worry about that at all! Here are a list of events that I would LOVE to attend with you (*please note that a social honourarium would be involved, and should be discussed with me before you make the arrangements).
Toronto Raptors Game (Anytime between October 26 & April 7, hopefully later as they go deep into the playoffs!)
Blue Rodeo – Feb 3 (Massey Hall)
Colin James – Feb 18 (Massey Hall)
The Tea Party – March 4 (Danforth Music Hall) Already taken!
Melissa Etheridge* – April 22 (Danforth Music Hall)
U2: The Joshua Tree – June 23 (SkyDome)
Guns n’ Roses – August 19 or 21 (Parc Jean-Drapeau, Montreal or TD Place, Ottawa)
(Regrettably, because I am not a masochist, I cannot accept any tickets to see the Toronto Maple Leafs at this time. Please check back with me in 2-4 years when the latest rebuild has ended.)